sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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