dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations