You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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