i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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