My hand turned me down
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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