I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
wow bdsm is so cute
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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