I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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