i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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