Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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