is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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