Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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