with your own penis?
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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