He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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