Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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