Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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