Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
