question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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