There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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