Don't you send me to vm
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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