No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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