you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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