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• (240): View more from Maryland

  she was so not down for the gang bang

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  What you up to?

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  Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.

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  Full throttle

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  Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Sober January is a disaster.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.

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  Colt 45 out of anything is classy.

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• (650): View more from California

  so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.

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  did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  ayo

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  its like you know when i get waxed

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