We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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