Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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