Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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