i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
