it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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