Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We talked him into tasing himself.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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