I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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