READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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