We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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