I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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