i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Randomize
