fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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