i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
