the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I think your dad took our porno
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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