I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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