check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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