I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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