Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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