i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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