i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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