Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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