I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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