just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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