you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
