so explain again why im purple
no
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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