Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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