Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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