This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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