i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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