If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Text me some of your sweat
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
