READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You are the jesus of drinking
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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